That dirty rotten fly

Okay in honor of St Patrick’s Day, here’s a wee little joke:

An Englishman, an American and an Irishman stop at a pub.  All order a pint of Guiness.  The pub owner sets their beers in front of them and at precisely the same moment, a fly drops into each pint.

The Englishman says “Excuse me but there’s a fly in my drink.  Please draw me another pint.”

The American picks up the cardboard coaster and uses it to flick the fly onto the floor.  He then proceeds to drink his pint.

The Irishman is in a right tizzy.  He picks the fly up by it’s wings, holds it upside down over the pint and screams “Spit it out!  Spit it all out, you wee bugger!”

Enjoy your pint and tip one for me too.  It’s been a long week.

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